Unleash the Rodent

With all this talk and controversy about ACORN in the news, it's hard to know who to trust. Depending on who you believe, voter fraud is or isn't being committed (or maybe you're a cynic and already assumed it was happening all along), all while the economy is heading into the toilet.

That's why I'm proposing a new government arm focused on sniffing out vote fraud evildoers everywhere: the Special Querying Unit of Investigations Regarding Registration and Electoral Legislation.

That's right.

The SQUIRREL is going after ACORN.

It's going to be epic.