A Tale Of Two Computers

My old computer's days in my room are numbered. I've had it spread out in pieces all over my floor - Empire Strikes Back C-3PO style - all week, erasing files and defragging it to make it good to go. Where's it going? To some deserving family members back home. You'd better behave yourself in your new digs, Barking Seal Noise!

The old thing's been jealous of my new computer since the day it arrived, and rightly so. Here's a pictorial comparison for your enjoyment.

Look at him! It almost makes you forget that the thing barked like a seal for five months.

Now that's more like it, darnit.