Holiday Checklist
All Christmas shopping done? Check. Frayed nerves from dealing with holiday traffic and other shoppers? Check. Fun times in the city? Check. Hanging out with old friends and my girlfriend? Check. Feeling like I'm running a holiday marathon? Check. Losing badly during one of the first poker nights at our apartment? Check. Getting into the Christmas spirit? Check.
Going to sleep now? Check.
Oh Bret, don't say old friends
Turn down that music! Put some clothes on! Get a hair cut! My back hurts again! I'M OLD!
When you get to be my age, you start seeing death everywhere!
Aaaaaah! Deeeeeeeaaaaaaaath!
(Grandpa, that's the cat...)