Throw Away The Turkey Costume
Greetings from West Virginia! I took the long-haul drive back home today, and surprisingly I ran into very little traffic. Just snow. Feathery, dusty, wispy kinds of snow that didn't really stick to the road, but still caused my eyes to go crazy trying to follow everything that was going on. Seven hours and three rest breaks later, I arrived here.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, obviously, and I am thankful for a great deal this year. However, when I have multiple holiday feasts bearing down on me like a cornucopia of tryptophan and cholesterol, I sometimes have to have inspirational help to get through. Look no further than Sonya Thomas, the Black Widow. I've caught bits and pieces of this lady's championship-style speed-eating on various news reports, and I am consistently floored and amazed. She can out-eat you. It's true.
Happy Thanksgiving, all. I hope you have a safe and wonderful holiday.
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"a cornucopia of tryptophan and cholesterol" - disgusting imagery...thank you, mr. salmons, my appetite is gone. :-p
You're welcome! :)
Why's everybody calling me Mr. Salmons these days?
...I did because I didn't think "pookie-pants" was appropriate for the blog. :-p
Well it is settled, from now on I will call you pookie pants