Welcome To The Jungle
"Welcome to The Elms. A lot of your amenities will break after you've been here a month, but at least we're good about fixing them! If you'd like to leave another maintenance request, press 1. If you're Bret and Josh from 3200B, don't worry, we figured something else had broken in your apartment and the maintenance team will be there tomorrow, anyway."
That's about how it's turning out here lately. The latest misadventure has been a broken air conditioning unit, which has plunged Josh and me into the depths of the jungle, all within the confines of our apartment. Opening the windows has only exposed us to the Amazon-like humidity.
Perhaps I'm exaggerating. It has been beastly hot in here this week, though. Today, after the maintenance men came, we still don't have a 100% functioning unit. Instead, they left us with a portable, stand-up A/C device that has tubes running to the window. It looks like a robot to me. Josh nicknamed it "A.C." A.C. Slater, that is. He's going to be our friend for a few days, until the main unit is fixed.
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